lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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melancoliique:

px-ke:

following back similar

glow & pale

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mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

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Kendall Jenner Dujour Magazine 2014

  • Kendall:  It’s also hard when your sister is perfect at all times and is just like naturally beautiful.
  • Interviewer: Which sister would that be?
  • Kendall:  Kim, of course.

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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